Java is a "Tower of Babel" language.

It's sole purpose is stopping human development.

Intro

My first language was C#.

My second language was Java.

This let me get my first job making Android apps for mobile phones.

Yes, I went from Microsoft Java to Oracle Java and finally to Google Java.

Thesis

Now, I program primarily in C and in retrospect, Java (in all its corporate-affiliated forms) was a mess.

My issues with Java

1. Method Overloading - abso…